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Created(5-2-07)
Category ( Relationships )
Created(5-2-07)
Category ( Relationships )
During a recent publicity outing, Jennifer sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.
"Will I be acquitted?"
Please Login to post comments| On June 10th 2007 Grimangel04 Said : | |
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lol |
| On May 11th 2007 Sillyjessy Said : | |
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nice |
| On May 4th 2007 wannabetimthe1 Said : | |
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lmao |
| On May 4th 2007 dureall Said : | |
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How could someone not get this??? This is funny. |
| On May 2nd 2007 Interested1992 Said : | |
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i don't get it...? |
| On May 2nd 2007 Lookin4TruLuv Said : | |
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Lmao. Lady's gonna kill her husband! I love it! |
| On May 2nd 2007 somefakeuser74 Said : | |
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Hah. That's really cute! Nice. |
| On May 2nd 2007 dylanismylife Said : | |
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ummm....i dont really get it.but yeah. |
| On May 2nd 2007 ausjo Said : | |
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HAHA! Good one. |
| On May 2nd 2007 iXAllyOopsXi Said : | |
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Omg haha.. |
| On May 2nd 2007 runawaylove18 Said : | |
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lmao |
| On May 2nd 2007 PrEtTyNpInK09 Said : | |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| On May 2nd 2007 kathiloca Said : | |
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Oh shit!! =) |
