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Standing at the gates of heaven..LM

Views(135) Created(9-1-07) Category ( Men )

Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.

First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."

Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"

The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."


 



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On August 22nd 2008 GlassAngel4eva Said :
GlassAngel4eva lmao
On December 30th 2007 pixichick11 Said :
pixichick11 LOL!
On September 8th 2007 ilovesnirvana8 Said :
ilovesnirvana8 hah!!!! =P
On September 5th 2007 PolkaDotTruck Said :
PolkaDotTruck hehehe
On September 4th 2007 sdfghsdhfs Said :
sdfghsdhfs hahahaha
On September 1st 2007 spaz007 Said :
spaz007 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That was HILARIOUS!!!! I don't think I've heard that one yet! LMAO. Good job man, awesome joke. :)
On September 1st 2007 xxSusiee Said :
xxSusiee lmfao xD i dont think its posted already, but its really funny =]
On September 1st 2007 Ericnessxo Said :
Ericnessxo I heard this from my friend =) Please tell me if it is posted already and dont be mean about it..Thankyou.