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Created: 12/01 2006
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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young punk walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the punk looked, the old man was staring at him. The punk finally said sarcastically,   "What's the matter, old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?"   Without batting an eye, the old man replied,   
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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On February 10th 2007 gunnersgame Said: 
gunnersgame HAHA!!
On February 10th 2007 n8heinz Said: 
n8heinz Your funny girl =^[|]
On December 26th 2006 Adamatik Said: 
Adamatik niec
On December 23rd 2006 raven72283 Said: 
raven72283 good one
On December 3rd 2006 misrandomhero Said: 
misrandomhero lolz love it!
On December 2nd 2006 mdpbfly27 Said: 
mdpbfly27 i love it
On December 2nd 2006 xallbaddreamsx Said: 
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lol....thats great!I love it!My grandpa would have said something like that before he died.
On December 2nd 2006 Chelita83 Said: 
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LOL I can picture my grandpa saying that
On December 1st 2006 Dougsr Said: 
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lol very funny
On December 1st 2006 RevengefulLobs Said: 
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LMAO! WOOT! THATS AWEESOMEEEZERSZZZ xD
On December 1st 2006 Nickelchick40 Said: 
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haha
On December 1st 2006 ckite04 Said: 
ckite04 hahaha
On December 1st 2006 Kysermd05 Said: 
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thats great
On December 1st 2006 Bttrflyigrly11 Said: 
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ROFL!!!!!! hahahahahah