MAGICAL FROG
One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to awater hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seenanother animal in all his life. By chance today a bear waschasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because youare the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you boththree wishes. Bear, you go first." The bear thought for aminute, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all thebears in this forest, besides me, to be female." For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, andimmediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity ofthe rabbit, wasting his wish like that. It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that allthe bears in the next forest were female as well." The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on itand gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit wasasking for these stupid things, after all, he could have askedfor money and bought the motorcycle. For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "Iwish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female." The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that
the bear was gay."
Please Login to post comments| On June 6th 2007 tinkerbell8794 Said: |
| lol heard it before |
| On June 6th 2007 arweb Said: |
| LMAO! very funny! |
