When people are Broke!

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!!

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be

confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of

minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in

high-powered vacuum cleaners"

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!"

and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and

pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have

at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket

of horse manure on to her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse

manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned

good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."

What part of broke do you not understand?