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Farther Away

Views(701) Created(4-14-07) Category ( Pickup )

A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day, he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can."



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On August 15th 2007 icoolikethat Said :
icoolikethat lmfao i luv it
On June 25th 2007 DarknessEmbrac Said :
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um, this more of a blonde joke
On May 16th 2007 1966nova Said :
1966nova wow
On April 15th 2007 lindadcecil Said :
lindadcecil oh please
On April 14th 2007 MagicHannah Said :
MagicHannah Yeah, great pickup line
On April 14th 2007 lilheartache Said :
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yeah..same here....i agree with the other one....
On April 14th 2007 tswieberg Said :
tswieberg Yeah, I agree with the comment below.
On April 14th 2007 imbored9909 Said :
imbored9909 i like it lol stupid painter crack aint for u