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Missing You

Views(1502) Created(4-12-07) Category ( Chuck )

Chuck Norris and a priest were playing golf. Chuck took his first shot missed and said, "F*ck, I missed."

Surprised, the priest replied, "Don't use that kind of language God will punish you. Chuck took aim and tried his second shot. Again he missed and under his breath he said, "I f*ck'n missed again."

The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don't use that language or god will punish you."

Mr. Norris took his third shot and once again he couldn't help mutter, "Oh f*ck…"

The priest said, "That's it! God will certainly punish you."

Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest.

In the distance a deep voice said, "F*CK, I Missed".



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On July 22nd 2008 Jmaster423 Said :
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thats not rite chuck norris doesnt miss
On February 18th 2008 atomicrebirth Said :
atomicrebirth Hilarious, but inaccurate. Chuck Norris woudn't miss a shot.
On July 3rd 2007 HeardDog Said :
HeardDog Hahaha! I love it!
On June 14th 2007 Jokilolo Said :
Jokilolo I placed a similar one a week ago… didn’t know it was already up. Sorry.
On May 30th 2007 haseo14 Said :
haseo14 dude that joke has been rewritten from the priest and nun playing golf joke except that one says shit i missed and the priest says it and the nun gets killed. you bastard
On May 16th 2007 FlawlessP Said :
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yeah he Chuck doesnt miss. And this is an old joke that works better without a Norris reference
On April 12th 2007 Jefhin12 Said :
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now gods got to punish himself!
On April 12th 2007 SessaRose Said :
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lol duh see no one i perfect not even god!!!
On April 12th 2007 Gigglesismine Said :
Gigglesismine OMFG...that is awesome...I guess God misses too...XD
On April 12th 2007 DFFH Said :
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thats a good one
On April 12th 2007 FamousOne777 Said :
FamousOne777 lmfao, hahahahahaha that shits priceless, chuck prolly woulda caught the lighting bolt anyways and then thrown in back into the sky lol
On April 12th 2007 tswieberg Said :
tswieberg LMAO, lucky chuck.
On April 12th 2007 dayleeon03 Said :
dayleeon03 okay a little funny
On April 12th 2007 ashleyswebb Said :
ashleyswebb haha