Pussy 4 Sale

One night, me and my buddy were out cruising around. When we accidently ran over something. We had stopped the car to see what we had ran over. It was a cat. So, we were gonna put it on the side of the road. When this cop pulls over to see what we were doing. We had told him we had accidently ran over this cat. So, he told us that if we didn't want to go to jail. That we had to find the owner of the cat and apologize for killing their cat. So, we proceeded to go door to door looking for the owner of this cat. We checked dam near every house in the neighborhood and no luck. They cop this entire time had been following us. We told him we check dam near every house except this one house that looked abandoned. So, the cop said check the last house and if it wasn't their cat then he would let us off with a warning. So me and my buddy went to the door and knocked. This sweet old lady answered the door.To our surprise this old lady's house was filled with cats. So, we explained to the old lady, what had happen to one of her cat. We apologized and my buddy offered her some money for her pain and her troubles. The lady accepted our apology and my friends money and then closeed the door as we left. The cop said okay we can go. As we started to leave, I turned around to notice the cop go knock on the old lady's door. He asked her to step outside, that she was under arrest. The old lady asked,"Why?" Then the cop said, "FOR SELLING PUSSY!"