Long Wong Dong

This guy goes to see his doctor because he just got back from vacation and thinks he may have caught an STD. So he goes into the doctor's office. The doctor tells him," To take down his pants so he could have a look." As the guy got his pants down. The doctor yelled in amazement," Oh my God, I have never seen any one with this before." The guy goes what. The Dr. tells him,"You got the famous Long W Dong." The guy said,"Is it bad?" And the Dr. says to the guy," It is a very serious disease. Were gonna have to do surgery and cut it off" The guy yelled,"Hell no, I want a second opinion!" So he goes and sees another doctor and the other doctor," Tells him, yup you got Long Wong Dong!" and tells the guy its a rare japanese disease. And yeah they will have to chop off his pecker.  So the guy thinks to himself, if this is a rare japanese disease, I'll go see a japanese doctor. So he flies to Japan and goes to see a japanese doctor. The doctor is truly amazed that an american could catch such a rare disease like Long Wong Dong. The guys tells the doctor, "So you  have to cut off my pecker?" The japenese doctor tells the guy,"You go see american doctors. American doctors all the same, chop, chop, chop. No worry fall offf three days."