Little Johnny

The teacher decides to have her students write a story. "It can be about anything, a vacation, or something fascinating that you saw."

The class gets to work, and a half an hour later the teacher asks them to read their stories. First came little Suzy.

"My mommy, daddy, and I went to Disneyland over the summer," she read from her paper, "It was really fun! I saw all the Disney characters and got to have lunch with the Princesses. I got some cool toys there too. It was really fun and I think you should go sometime."

"Thank you Suzy," the teacher said, "I like Disneyland too. Johnny, would you like to share with us?"

Johnny got up in front of the class. "My story is about something fascinating that I saw," he told everyone, "I went downstairs the other night to get a glass of water. My parents were at a movie, so I was with my babysister. I got my glass of water and was walking back to my room when I saw my babysitter and her boyfriend on the couch. He was sitting on top of her with his head laying on her stomach. She kept saying "ohhh" and moaning,  so I think she was sick. So I think her boyfriend was listening for a flu bug. Then he sat up and down and she started screaming  "Yes! Yes! Yes!" So I think she was starting to feel better. I was happy to hear that so I went back to bed."

The teacher...faints.