A lazy couple

Once there was a couple who was very lazy. They did not bathe in the past 5 years. All they had was a pot that was never scrubbed.

One night, a thief went into their house. The wife saw him and told her husband. The husband said loudly:'Don't worry. There is nothing for him to steal.'

On hearing this, the thief thought:'How can I leave this house empty-handed?' Thus, he decided to take the pot. The wife quicky told her huusband that the thief took the pot. Since without the pot they can never cook anything to eat, the husband chased the thief. The thief quickly took out a butcher knife and chopped the man's neck.

The man fell on the floor. His wife was crying when he suddenly sat up. He asked:'Why am I still alive after being chopped?' He wife observed his neck and said:'He just removed your layer of dirt.' The couple cheered:It's good not to bathe!!!'

They went to see the place where the pot was. It was still there. Actually the thief removed the residue of the pot. The couple cheered again. 'It's good not to scrub the pot!!!!'