Spew

Johnny was sitting in a small plane to somewhere. He found an empty seat, but he wanted the seat beside him as well. He wanted to spread out and feel comfortable.

However, one old lady sat beside him. So Johnny tried to digust the old lady away. He reached into his bag and got out a jar of stinky spew-like gunk. He used a spoon and scooped a large teaspoon of the gunk and stuffed it into his mouth. Then he groaned. The lady passed him a sick bag and he spit the gunk out as if he was really spewng. Then he spoon them up and put them into his mouth. The lady sat there smiling. He plopped it on his head. The lady was still smiling. Then something struck him.

He held up 3 fingers and asked how many was he holding up. The lady says:'I don't know, dear. I'm blind.'.