Captain Exodiafinder

There are 7 people on a ship.  The captain, his right-hand man, a blonde, a redhead, a priest, a rabbi, and Exodiafinder.  The captain talks to everyone and asks who would like to learn how to become a captain.

Everyone declines his offer except Exodiafinder who is thrilled about the idea.  So the captain takes him into his office and tells him all the fine points of stearing a ship and the thrills about being a captain.  "So since you seem so excited about what I have taught you, how would you like to be captain of the ship for the rest of the trip?"

"That would be great, are you serious?" asks Exodiafinder.

"Absolutely, here you can start now.  Here is my cap and I will leave you here alone to get comfortable."  So the captain leaves and finds the rest of the crew.  "Will you guys help me get the raft in the water?"

"Why is that?" asks the priest.

"Well the ship is about to sink and and I want to make sure that we can get off safely."  So the priest and rabbi help get the raft in the water and help the blonde and red head into the raft.  Then the captain says, "Thanks for the help.  Now I need you two to join the ladies in the raft and I will be right back so we can leave."  So the captain goes back to Exodiafinder to see how he is doing.  "How are you doing in here?"

"Great."

"By the way," the captain says, "There is one bad thing about being a captain that I didn't tell you."

"What is that?"

"Well, whenever the ship goes down, the captain is to go with it."

"Okay, but why are you telling me this?"

The captain looks at Exodia and says, "I am afraid that the ship is sinking.  And since you are the captain of the ship, you will have to go down with it."  Before Exodia could say anything back, the old captain bolts out the door, blocks it shut, runs to the raft and row safely to the shore with the others. 

As everyone stood on the beach, they watched as the ship started sinking.  The priest turned to the old captain and said, "By they way, what happened to Exodiafinder?"

"Well after teaching him about being a captain, he said he really would like to be captain.  So reluctantly I let him become the captain.  After we lowered the raft into the water, I went to tell Exodia about the ship sinking.  He insisted that I get you into the raft and leave with you, and that he would go down with the ship, like a captain is suppose to do.  I couldn't talk him out of it, so I left."

The captain's right-hand man looks and the captain and says, "That is not what you told me you were going to do.  You told me you were going to trick him and lock him in your room and make him go down with the ship."

"Quiet, I didn't want the priest and rabbi to know that."

The rabbi turns to the captain and says, "Well if that is what you really did, we would like to thank you."

"Thank me, but why?  Isn't what I did wrong?"

"Well yes and no," the priest replies.  "Yes it is a sin, but you are forgiven of that.  No it is not wrong, because we were praying that this would happen one day."

"Really, why is that?" asks the blonde.

The priest said, "During one of my sermons, right in the middle when I was talking about repent and asing forgiveness, I saw Exodia.  He stood up and screamed 'ALREADY POSTED ALREADY POSTED ALREADY POSTED'.  When I comfronted him about it, he countinued with the same phrase for the next month.  Finally I got him to go over to the rabbi's and listen to him preach."

The rabbi joins in and says, "Yeah and when he came to my church, he started with the same phrase.  So I got together with the minister and we prayed together that some way we could get rid of him.  My question is, why did you do it?"

The captain looks at everyone and says, "Well the other day I looked back into my journal and and saw someone wrote on every page  'Comment by Exodiafinder, ALREADY POSTED ALREADY POSTED ALREADY POSTED'."