The Long Fall

Three people are standing on the end of a cliff.  One a priest, another a rabbi, and the other is Exodiafinder.  The priest says, "My congregation seems to not worship like the use to.  They only gather together to talk about how to spend the money the church raises.  I don't know how much longer I can handle this."

The rabbi says, "I am getting tired of the Jewish faith.  I think the only reason people want to be Jewish now a days is to have 11 days of getting presents for Hanukkah.  I don't thing I can handle this much longer."

Exodiafinder looks at both the priest and rabbi and says, "ALREADY POSTED!!! ALREADY POSTED!!! ALREADY POSTED!!!..."  But before he could continue much further, the priest and rabbi pushed him over the cliff and went back to their congregations.  And the world lived happily ever after.