Pet Frog

A little boy went into a whore house with a frog on a rope.  He walked up to the front desk threw down $20 and said, "Give me the dirtest whore you have."

The lady behind the desk ask, "Aren't you a little young to be in here?"

The boy throws down another $20 and says, "Give me the dirtest whore you have and make sure she has herpies."  Well confused on what to do and not wanting to turn down the money she tells him to go into room 3.

A half hour later, the boy comes out with his frog on a rope.  The woman behind the desk ask the boy, "Okay I have to know why did you want to have sex with someone that has herpies?"

The boy turns to her and says, "Well you see I wanted to get herpies."

"Why in the world would you want to do that?"

"Well when I get home I am going to have sex with my babysitter so I can give her herpies.  When my parents come home, my dad will drive the babysitter home.  When he does, he is going to have sex with the babysitter and get herpies.  When my dad comes back home, he is going to feel bad about what he did and will have sex with my mom and give her herpies.  An tomorrow when my dad leaves for work and the mailman comes, my mom will have sex with him and give him herpies.  And that is the @$$hole that ran over my frog."