The Redneck Janitor

The local Arkansas zoo just recieved a gorilla for their new exhibit.  The first couple weeks have been great.  Soon the gorilla became real agitated and was acting really crazy.  The owner of the zoo brought in a specialist to see what is going on.

The specialist tells the owner, "You see the gorilla is in heat.  As soon as she has sex, she will be fine."

The owner was talking to other people at the zoo and they realized they did not have enough money to get another gorilla.  Worried about what they are going to do, the owner looked over and saw a redneck janitor.

The owner went over to the janitor and told him the situation.  "So I was just wondering, for $500, would you have sex with the gorilla?"

The janitor told him he would have to think about it.  The next day the janitor meet up with the owner of the zoo and said, "Alright I will have sex with the gorilla, but only under 3 conditions."

"Okay, what is that?"

The janitor says, "First, no one can know about this.  Second, I don't want to have to kiss her."

The owner looks at him and says, "Not a problem.  What is the third condition?"

"Well, I am going to need another week to come up with the $500."