Sex with a Panda

One day a panda was in the bar.  After having a drink this beautiful woman comes walking up and ask if she could join him.  The panda said yes.

After a few more drinks, the woman askes if they could go back to his place to get something to eat.  The panda said yes.  So they go back to his place to eat.  After dinner and talking for a while, one thing leads to another and they have sex for 3 hours. 

At about 2 a.m. the panda gets up and starts to walk out the door.  The woman gets up and asks the panda where he is going.  The panda looks are her and says, "Well I am leaving."

"You can't leave," the woman says, "you haven't paid me."

A little confused the panda asks, "What do you mean pay you?"

"You see I am a prostitute."

"A what?" the panda asks.

"A prostitute."

Confused the panda walks over to the book shelf and grabs the dictionary and looks up the word prostitute.  It says prostitute: has sex for money.  Well the panda puts the dictionary down and says, "Well that is alright, but I am a panda."

Confused now, the prostitue goes over and grabs the dictionary to look up the word panda.  It says panda: eats shoots and leaves.