It's only a twitch.

A man walks into a building to apply for a sales job.  During his interview, the employer noticed that the man winked alot.  Upon completion of the interview, the employer tells the man, "Well everything is great here.  I would hire you on except there is one problem."

"What's that?" the man asks.

"You see this is a door to door sales company and winking like you do may send the wrong message to our customers."

"Well this is very easy to fix," the man relies.  "All I have to do is take an asprin and the twitch will go away."

The employer wanted to see this before he would hire this guy for the job.  So the man reaches into his pocket and starts empting it out.  To the employers surprise, the man pulls out condoms of all different sizes and colors.  Finally the man gets an asprin, pops it into his mouth, and the winking stops.

"Well that is great," the employer said.

"So do I get the job?" ask the man.

"No, now we have another problem."

"What is that?"

The employer looks at the desk covered with condoms and looks at the man.  "This company does not want to have the reputation of someone going around and sleeping with all the customers."

"I am a happily married man.  I don't go sleeping around," replies the man.

"Than what is with all the condoms?"

"Have you ever gone into a drug store winking and asking for asprin?"