Whatever

so there once was a student in a teacher's class, right? he's having trouble counting, so his teacher tells him to go home and ask the people in his family to tell him the numbers. he goes home and asks his brother "what's the first number?" and then he replies "shut up" then he goes to his sister and asks "what's the second number?" then she replies "go away, bitch" then he goes to his mom and asks her "what's the third number?" the she replies "whatever" then he goes to his dad and asks "what's the fourth number?" then he replies "yes!" then he goes to his dog and asks her "what do you think the fifth number is?" the the dog starts howling. the next day..... his teacher asks him, "whats the first number?" he says "shut up" teacher: what was that young man? boy: shut up, bitch. teacher: i will not be talked to that way. boy: whatever. teacher:you go to the principals office!!! boy: yes! teacher: i will right up up right now!!! boy: *howls* *students clap* random girl: you rock