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Hi bitch and bestard!

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One day a 5 year old boy named jimmy heard his parents fighting
They were yelling at each other "B*tch! B*stard!"
And jimmy came up to them and said, " what does b*tch and b*astard mean?"
His parents said " oh, it means Gramma and Grampa"
Next day Jimmys parents were having sex to make up for the fight
He heard his mom say " Oh yeah.. put that d*ck in my v*gina"
After a few hours Jimmy asked his mom what does d*ck and v*gina mean
She said" it means coat hanger "
After a few day Jimmys mom was stuffing the turkey
She accidently cut herself! She was like "F*ck!!"
And jimmy asked her, "what does f*ck mean?"
She said, " it means stuffing "
Jimmy said "ohh"
Jimmy went upstairs and saw his dad shaving he accidently shaved himself he yelled out "sh*t!!"
Jimmy went in and asked " Dad what does sh*t mean?"
His dad said " sh*t mean shaving.."
2 weeks later Jimmys grandparents come
Jimmy said " Hi b*tch and b*stard! Put your coats on the d*ck and v*gina holder! mom is f*cking the turkey and dad is sh*tting himself =)"

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On February 19th 2008 fawzia11 Said :
fawzia11 This joke is so effin funny! I've heard this one before...it's funny!
On December 28th 2007 iluvballet12 Said :
iluvballet12 lolololololololololo
On December 27th 2007 Crazycutie7 Said :
Crazycutie7 The best one I ever wrote! Enjoy!