Hell or Heaven?

A guy  woke up in heaven, its peaceful all white  and no fun there he thought.he saw a gate & he heard music & dancing.so he went up to an angel & asked.

The guy:whatz that gate for & why is there music?

Angel:well thatz a gate to hell.

The guy:ohh, can i go there?

Angel:are u sure?

The guy:hell yea

Angel:ok

so the angel opened the gate the guy came in and there he saw this pretty girl dancing really sexy, so he went up to a red bad angel.

The guy:Who is she?

Devil angel:she's our dancer.

The guy: can i do her(can i fuck her)

Devil angel:ok but u have to drink 3 litters of vodka

The guy:ok

the guy drank 3 litters of vodka did it(fucked the girl) and went farther.he saw a pretty girl sining, saw he went up to a devil angel & asked.

The guy:who is she?

Devil Angel:she's our singer!

The guy:can i do her(fuck her)

 Devil angel:ok but u have to drink 5 litters of vodka

The guy:ok

he did it and went farther.then he saw a woman sitting on a royal chair. so he went up to a devil angel & asked.

The guy:who is ths sexy woman?

Devil angel:she's our queen the queen of devil angels!

The guy:mmmm...can i do her(fuck her)

Devil angel:oh boy, u can but u have to drink 10 litters of vodka.

The guy:ok

he drank did it & than hardly walked to the bathroom.he peed & pooped, but there is no toylet paper.so the saw grass so he reapes grass and whiped himself with that.then he hears there is sumehin wrong.saw he put his ear close to the grass, the grass started talking.

Grass or Ground(the queen, singer, & dancer):u fucked me ones i forgave u, u fucked me again i forgave u, u fucked me the third time i forgave u, but reaping hair out of my pussy is way too much so i wont frgive u think time!!!