Elementary Kids

An elementary schoolteacher decided to show her class how we percieve colors and tastes using Lifesavers candy.  She gave them all green Lifesavers, and asked them to guess what flavor it would be.  "Lime!" the kids said, and sure enough, it was.  She gave them all red Lifesavers, and asked them to guess what flavor it would be.  "Cherry!" they said, and sure enough, it was.  Then she gave them all a pale yellowish Lifesaver, and no one ventured a guess.  She told them to taste them, and every student obeyed, and still, not guesses.  Finally, she prompted them by saying, "This is something your mommy might call your daddy."  One horrified little girl yelled, "OH MY GOD, SPIT THEM OUT, THEY'RE ASSHOLES!"