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i rang the door bell !!!!

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RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:

1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.

Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"

"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."

"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?

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On March 20th 2008 tclg Said :
tclg LOL
On January 30th 2008 MCRsLover Said :
MCRsLover that is SO funny!
On January 10th 2008 LizWinker93 Said :
LizWinker93 ummm i dont get it
On January 4th 2008 transgenic Said :
transgenic Haha, I just watched the "Freaks & Geeks" episode where they keep repeating this punchline...lol
On January 2nd 2008 piggywiggy2 Said :
piggywiggy2 that is funny
On January 2nd 2008 Daemion Said :
Daemion skills!
On January 1st 2008 Froggz16 Said :
Froggz16 it took me a min., but i got it! hee hee
On December 29th 2007 stitchchick92 Said :
stitchchick92 old but funny
On December 29th 2007 Steph52595 Said :
Steph52595 i dont het it lol
On December 28th 2007 MonkeyLover115 Said :
MonkeyLover115 oh that is too funny!!!!!!! omg i just can't stop laughing now!!!!!!!! *rotflmfao*
On December 28th 2007 jazziejay12345 Said :
jazziejay12345 funny
On December 28th 2007 Teka98 Said :
Teka98 I never would have thought of that on my own! lmfao
On December 28th 2007 EricaLeBlanco Said :
EricaLeBlanco That's pretty funny, but I had to read it twice to get it. My quick glancing skill didn't work this time.
On December 28th 2007 deshanna13 Said :
deshanna13 haha i wooda neva thought of dat lmao
On December 28th 2007 ReneC123 Said :
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this is actually funny
On December 28th 2007 omnislash89 Said :
omnislash89 lol, this one's not in my book!
On December 27th 2007 gghiss440 Said :
gghiss440 OMFG THATS AWESOME
On December 27th 2007 MystAngel Said :
MystAngel That was AWESOME, hehe.
On December 27th 2007 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster heys, this one already posted, like 3 maybe more times before
On December 27th 2007 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster lmao, at first it looked like you said, "rich window", then i noticed widow. LOL, RICVH WINDOW! PRICELESS!
On December 27th 2007 shelleyzbaby Said :
shelleyzbaby LMAO that is so funny
On December 27th 2007 lara2k7 Said :
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On December 27th 2007 lara2k7 Said :
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On December 27th 2007 lara2k7 Said :
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On December 27th 2007 bornintosin08 Said :
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lmao