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Deer and Kids

Views(550) Created(1-12-08) Category ( Men )

A father of two kids had just returned from hunting and had shot a 5-7 point buck. He had eventually gutted it and prepared the meat for dinner before the kids had gotten home from school. The kids smelt the supper and ran in the kitchin asking;

"Daddy! Daddy! What is it?!? What is it?!?"

The father was devistated that he would have to tell his kids that he shot a deer, so he clued them in. He replied;

"Well, I'll give you a hint...Its what your mother calls me."

(Deer=Dear)

Then one of the kids shouts out as quick as possible;

"AHH!!! Dont touch it! Dont eat it! Its a Fucking Dick!!!"

haha



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On January 14th 2008 williamscott7 Said :
williamscott7 nice
On January 14th 2008 Teka98 Said :
Teka98 ouch...mean wife.
On January 13th 2008 crudonu Said :
crudonu sucks
On January 13th 2008 pistoltl Said :
pistoltl i dont get it
On January 13th 2008 yogibear2k2 Said :
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ABSOLUTE RUBBBISH!! NOT EVEN FUNNY!! Every joke on here s soooo rubbish, my 97 year old aunty tells better jokes and she is dead!!
On January 12th 2008 codeme Said :
codeme WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On January 12th 2008 hirschey11 Said :
hirschey11 haha thats funny!!!!
On January 12th 2008 A7m7y7 Said :
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U could of said it nicer!
On January 12th 2008 kookiemonster8 Said :
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i've heard a few different versions of this :/
On January 12th 2008 nomorkoolaid Said :
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haha... haha.. thats pretty good!
On January 12th 2008 Chiccamissa Said :
Chiccamissa haha