Half Time

An old man and women were getting ready for bed when the old man farts and says "7 points". The wife ask "What was that?" To which the old man replies "Fart football." So then the old lady lets one out and excaims "touchdown, tie score." So the old man farts again. "touchdown, now its 14-7" Then the old lady lets another rip and shouts "touchdown still tie" then she lets out a little squeeker and says "Field goal i'm in the lead!" Not willing to be outdone by a women the old man pushed and strains with all his might and accidently poops the bed, then the wife ask "What was that?" The old man replies "Half time switch sides."