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Blonde detectives

Views(373) Created(12-2-06) Category ( Blonde )

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.

"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."(Side pose...)

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "For God's sake, What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?!?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "Now think hard before giving me a stupid answer. This is your suspect, how would you recognize him??"

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses..."

The policeman is surprised and speechless... "Wow! I can't believe it ... it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation??"

"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear..." 

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On January 25th 2008 daviddee123456 Said :
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i love it lol
On August 19th 2007 Bowers32 Said :
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LOL
On February 3rd 2007 ecarlson93 Said :
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hehe?
On January 19th 2007 meg84me Said :
meg84me VERY FUNNY
On December 3rd 2006 shortthng22 Said :
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I get it.....but that was kinda stupid a lot of people where contact lenses
On December 3rd 2006 Bubblygirl123 Said :
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snore
On December 3rd 2006 Princesslilm Said :
Princesslilm i dont really get it ....
On December 3rd 2006 brittany456 Said :
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that was ok
On December 3rd 2006 shortypie84 Said :
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lol
On December 2nd 2006 x0katiebabex0 Said :
x0katiebabex0 that was funny but stupid
On December 2nd 2006 Sarruh Said :
Sarruh i think its stupid! it doesnt make any sense
On December 2nd 2006 KENYAJONES Said :
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I DONT GET IT
On December 2nd 2006 ezesanchez Said :
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hilarious
On December 2nd 2006 fedupgrl17 Said :
fedupgrl17 what a dumbass blonde.lol
On December 2nd 2006 ksiblisk91 Said :
ksiblisk91 lol
On December 2nd 2006 Tom93 Said :
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FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!
On December 2nd 2006 Citie Said :
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kinda cute
On December 2nd 2006 sassigirlus Said :
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Omg dumb but cute
On December 2nd 2006 Binky91 Said :
Binky91 that is stupid!!! Oh my God! lol but funny!
On December 2nd 2006 nYrEe09 Said :
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stupid but funny
On December 2nd 2006 parishilton13 Said :
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Don't be Hatin!
On December 2nd 2006 Mikemonster Said :
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dumb ass blondes
On December 2nd 2006 GoPatriots4 Said :
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