Oh No!

A hunter is out looking to hunt his food for the evening when he sees the a beautiful deer in a clearing. This deer is like no other he has ever seen. She has sparkling eyes and a glistening fur coat. Her perfectly toned muscles move fluidly beneath her silky skin. So, naturally and obeying human nature, he shoots it for his dinner.

After dragging the carcass home he skins it and puts the meat in the pot to cook. When dinner time arrives he calls his children down to eat. His young daughter asks what they are eating and the hunter replies:
"Guess , hunny, but I'll give you a clue: its what mummy sometimes calls me".His daughter thinks for a second before her face contorts in horror.
"Dont eat it Timmy!" she shouts to her brother, "It's a fucking arsehole!"