Some pub jokes

An electron walks into a bar and orders a pint. He asks how much he owes and the barman says:
"For you? No charge"

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A pair of jump leads walk into a bar and the barman says:
"Right, you can come in but don't start anything!"

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A bag of chips walk into a bar and the barman shouts:
"Get out, we don't serve food in here!!"

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3 men walk into a bar.
You'd have thought one of them would have seen it!