Star Wars Riddles

If you haven't seen the Star Wars movies, you will not get these jokes... 

Q:  How is Ducktape like the Force?
A:  It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.

Q:  Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down?
A:  He stepped on Ant-hillies.

Q:  What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?
A:  A bow TIE.

Q:  How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?
A:  Two, but I don't know how they got in it.

Q:  How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A:  Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.

Q:  Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A:  Because he's always making new friends.

Q:  What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?
A:  The appetizer.

Darth Vader and Luke are fighting.
Suddenly in the middle of the fight, Darth Vader pulls Luke to him, and whispers "I know what you're getting for Christmas!"
Luke exclaims "But how??!?"
"It's true Luke, *breath* I know what you're getting for Christmas."
Luke tries to ignore this, but tears himself free, screaming "How could you know this?!"
Vader replies, "I felt your presents."