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Perfect Man

Views(202) Created(2-12-07) Category ( Relationships )


After many disappointing relationships, a lady decides to try something new. She places an ad in the newspaper requesting the perfect man. Some one that will not beat her, will not run out on her, and will show her a good time in bed.

There is no response for days and she nearly gives up.

Then finally, her doorbell rings and she rushes to answer it. There she finds a man with no arms and no legs sitting on her porch. Thinking he is a beggar she askes what she can do for him.

"Well, I am here about the ad in the paper. I am the perfect man."

Surprised, she asks him what make him think he is qualified.

"Well, I have no arms so a I can't beat you. I have no legs, so I can't run out on you."

"That is good," she replies, "but what about the rest of the ad. How can you possibly show me a good time in bed?"

 

The man just smiles and says, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"



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On November 5th 2007 l1ck1ty Said :
l1ck1ty lmao funny shit
On July 1st 2007 prettyJennie1 Said :
prettyJennie1 Haha, wow, that's awesome!
On May 13th 2007 hot0canadian09 Said :
hot0canadian09 lol hah thats good
On May 10th 2007 peterdrummond Said :
peterdrummond LMFAO!! thats brilliant!
On May 9th 2007 MissRebelLips Said :
MissRebelLips LMAO WOW!!!!!!!!!
On May 9th 2007 Malecha3 Said :
Malecha3 lmao
On May 2nd 2007 tswieberg Said :
tswieberg LMAO
On February 12th 2007 ShadowXall Said :
ShadowXall LOL