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First Time at Sex!

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First Time Sex.....

 A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time .


The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.  He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.  
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.  The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be really going for it, it being his first time and all.


That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents' house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
'Oh,' she said 'I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinnertable where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.  10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.                                                                            


Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'

The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'





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On October 6th 2008 beccaemoboo Said :
beccaemoboo lol, that is very funny! =D
On August 15th 2008 Pinkgrl5906 Said :
Pinkgrl5906 lol.....thats hilarious
On April 22nd 2008 monina16 Said :
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waaah
On March 24th 2008 codyhance Said :
codyhance omg...thats so fucking funny....
On March 4th 2008 Panda224 Said :
Panda224 Lol. So funny.
On March 4th 2008 hellokitty453 Said :
hellokitty453 NO WAY!!!!!!!!!
On March 4th 2008 martianmike Said :
martianmike this is one of my favorites!
On March 4th 2008 Autumnr1 Said :
Autumnr1 omg i have to tell you if i read this one more time
On March 3rd 2008 McRrOxMySoX8 Said :
McRrOxMySoX8 lol This is so funny!
On March 3rd 2008 SweetShySmile Said :
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LMAO
On March 2nd 2008 talsa Said :
talsa lol ... thats funny post more
On March 2nd 2008 shitzmay Said :
shitzmay LMAO. W-O-W!
On March 2nd 2008 LostSoul1121 Said :
LostSoul1121 ohhhhhh that's ironic xD lol niice