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New Secretary

Views(239) Created(5-24-07) Category ( Dirty )

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.

"Hey, bud, how are ya?"

"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"

"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!

"No way, how could that be?"

"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"

"Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"

"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"

So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"

The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"

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On April 4th 2008 tclg Said :
tclg omg lol i feel so bad for him
On August 8th 2007 Boyusflare Said :
Boyusflare thanks for looking! though this joke is abit dirty :D
On July 24th 2007 Savannah45224 Said :
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hahahahahahahahahaha ahah ahhh lolz thats hilarious!
On June 11th 2007 oreoash Said :
oreoash ohhhhh lol omg
On May 27th 2007 Boyusflare Said :
Boyusflare thank you both ^^
On May 25th 2007 salamanteri Said :
salamanteri lmao.. this's the best of the new ones I think.. poor guy..
On May 24th 2007 babyoutkast69 Said :
babyoutkast69 haaaa that is pretty funny but not as funny as some of the other ones i've read!!