Good Christian Girl

after church, Mary came back home happily feeling kinda prid of herself.

 Grandma: o Mary you're back! you look happy :)

 Mary: o grandma i am a good girl today, i feel proud of myself!

 Grandma: o my dear granddaughter, tell me about it!

 Mary: o Grandma, today at service, i was offered a plate of money, i refused the offer as you taught me its impolite to take other people's money.

 the grandma almost fainted on the spot.