A rubber

Little timmy went into his dad's room and sat on the bed.

"Daddy, mommy says no need for the rubbers"

His dad looked up and grinned.

Little timmy was confused. "Whats a rubber?"

His dad laughed and pulled a wrapped condom out of his pocket.

"But thats plastic"

"I know son, the rubbers inside. You take it out, and you stick something the size of a banana in it. It protects you from everything"

"Oh..."

"Once you get it inside of that magical place, you always ask, 'who's your daddy?'"

His dad laughed at his own joke and left out of the room.

The next day when little timmy went to school, he pulled out the rubber he stole from his dad's drawer.

"I gotta try this" he said out loud.

aww man, i forgot my banana. oh well, i can use this.

He unzipped his pants and slid the rubber on his penis.

As soon as he got it on he walked over to his sleeping  friend Cindy and shoved his penis in her mouth.

She woke up and tried to scream but it was muffled.

"WHO's your daddy!?"

The teacher came over and looked VERY angry.

"TIMMY! you are in serious trouble!"

"oh no im not! my dad says this rubber can protect me from everything!"