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Redneck Mother

Views(7294) Created(1-23-07) Category ( Redneck )

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.

"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they all yours?"

"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thosand times before.

She says, "Sit down, Leroy." All the children rush to find seats.

"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll

need

all your children's names."

"This one is my oldest; he is Leroy."

"OK, and who's next?"

"Well, this one, he is Leroy, also."

The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all the boys are all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!

"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"

Their momma replies, "Well, yes -- it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' And when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' and they all come running. And if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy!' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, naming them all Leroy."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?"

"Then I call them by their last names."



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On August 4th 2008 MissCheerCap Said :
MissCheerCap Okay To Cj8067, don't be a hater. IT WAS A JOKE!! If it was ment for stupid stuck up pricks like yourself to post retarted comments like this on people jokes we would have put it in the Social catagory. It is called ajoke for a reason; if you don't know what one is let me explain. Something ment to be funny. Please go die. Have a nice day! =)
On June 25th 2008 cj8067 Said :
cj8067 to deelane & foxracer...that is pretty low of u guys to say that...black people ain't the onlii ones who have kids with different last names...try the hillbilly trailer park white girls who wanna be black havin babies with everybody && they daddy. oh & how many blacks u know have sex WITH their DADDY...its rednecks u fuckin ass...that was so racist of u guys...&& ii know ii was just being a little hypocritical with my comment but that was such racism && black ain't even a race u dumb dipshit
On March 3rd 2008 RuperJopp Said :
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wow thats bad lmao
On March 2nd 2008 beccamesser Said :
beccamesser hahahahaha that's hilarious ;)
On February 23rd 2008 KCbby67 Said :
KCbby67 Lmmfao thats funny!!
On February 17th 2008 mandaluvsricky Said :
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haha. it took me a minute to get it.haha. thats funny...
On December 21st 2007 foxracer318 Said :
foxracer318 Yeah the girl named DeeLane that commented this is right..... but ya gotta admit, it is pretty funny!!!
On December 11th 2007 DeeLane Said :
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That ain't redneck, that's a black joke. Who you trying to kid.
On November 30th 2007 crazyinluv92 Said :
crazyinluv92 thats so funny...lol.
On November 23rd 2007 kaos1223 Said :
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thats funny shit!!!
On November 11th 2007 dolphinbox Said :
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that's funny right there i don't care who u r
On November 9th 2007 trottinman Said :
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i dont care who you are.. thats some funny shit..
On October 31st 2007 SexyTwistedKat Said :
SexyTwistedKat YEA THATS SOME CRAZY STUFF
On October 20th 2007 1KICKER1 Said :
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that. is. HILLARIOUS. o m goooooooodness
On October 20th 2007 meaghanmeister Said :
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WOW
On October 18th 2007 booboosmommy19 Said :
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lol
On October 13th 2007 KARYN84 Said :
KARYN84 YOUS A HOE
On October 11th 2007 FLAKINDERY13 Said :
FLAKINDERY13 hoe!!
On October 5th 2007 amethystkorn Said :
amethystkorn lmmfao...I think there's a lady like that living down the street....lmao
On October 3rd 2007 Iamkatara Said :
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hahahaahahaha that was funny
On September 10th 2007 BitBit1001 Said :
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sounds like my aunt.....
On August 30th 2007 blessjahne Said :
blessjahne LMAO! That was crazyy
On August 30th 2007 holliefacexoxo Said :
holliefacexoxo this joke makes me wanna act all emo & go slit my wrists.
On August 8th 2007 xEyExLuVxPnHx Said :
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I never heard this one before. I like it!!
On August 6th 2007 blinkbaby182 Said :
blinkbaby182 LOL!!!!!!!!!