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vanilla pudding robery

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Excerpted from an article which  appeared in the  Dublin Times about a bank robery on March 2.  

Once inside the  bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at  
disabling the  security system got underway immediately. The  
robbers, who  expected to find one or two large safes filled with  
cash &  valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes  
throughout the  bank.

The robbers  cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they  
found only a  small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on  the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At  least we'll have a bit to eat.'  

The robbers  opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing  but vanilla  pudding. The process continued until all safes  were opened.  

They did not  find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of  gold.  Instead, all the  safes contained covered bowls of pudding.  
Disappointed,  the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with  
nothing more  than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The  
newspaper  headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED  EARLY THIS MORNING... 

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