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5 Surgens

Views(1099) Created(5-28-07) Category ( Men )

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patient to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see Accountants on
my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered."

The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know I like
construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC , shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Liberal Democrats are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the
head and the ass are interchangeable!"


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On May 30th 2007 sma333 Said :
sma333 lol...wats a liberal democrat?? ~♥Shelli♥~
On May 30th 2007 KittyLuvsKeith Said :
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burn......plain and simple burn on the politics baby! WOO! LoL...
On May 30th 2007 markydnik Said :
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hahaahah. Good burn, very nice
On May 30th 2007 blxtk Said :
blxtk lmfao freakin funni man
On May 30th 2007 JayJay10e Said :
JayJay10e that's so true
On May 30th 2007 MichaelsGirl6 Said :
MichaelsGirl6 haha
On May 30th 2007 tigerbaby7644 Said :
tigerbaby7644 nice nice
On May 30th 2007 Apollo1967 Said :
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
On May 30th 2007 Toaditup Said :
Toaditup lol
On May 29th 2007 jessicalynn22 Said :
jessicalynn22 GOOD ONE !!
On May 29th 2007 Casper789 Said :
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political satire is always the best
On May 29th 2007 bluetazz89 Said :
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haha nice.. i like this one
On May 28th 2007 bbabbyggurrl Said :
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lol the last part is funny
On May 28th 2007 irwinwe Said :
irwinwe WORD. couldn't have said it better.
On May 28th 2007 2innocent4u Said :
2innocent4u I don't get it
On May 28th 2007 chaty01 Said :
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haha
On May 28th 2007 gothichik14 Said :
gothichik14 LOL. So true.
On May 28th 2007 tomjohn116 Said :
tomjohn116 very nice, if i could rate it more than once i would
On May 28th 2007 cookiebiscut Said :
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lmfao its sooo true
On May 28th 2007 cassiegiraffe Said :
cassiegiraffe AHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!! I love it!!
On May 28th 2007 BlkWingDragon Said :
BlkWingDragon so true