Scotsman Dentist Visit

A Scotsman asks the Dentist the cost of a tooth extraction.

"$85 for an extraction, sir", was the dentist's reply.

"$85!!!! Hae ye no got anything cheaper, lad?"

"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.

"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?"

"That's unusual sir, but I could do it and knock off $15".

"Whit if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without
anesthetic?"

"I can't guarantee their professionalism, and it would be very painful.
But the price could drop to $40."

"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, hae yer student do the
extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"

"It'll be good for the students," mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you
$5. But it will be very traumatic."

"Ach, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman.

"Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"