Bar Football

There's a man drinking a beer at a bar, it was just him and the bartender. The guy was bored out of his mind and asks the bartender what's there to do around here for fun

the bartender says we could play bar football

the man says how do you play

he says first you have to get naked and then the object of the game is to sqat down until your balls touch the ground thats six points then on your way up you have to fart for the extra point

first the bartender goes he squats down touches get the six points on his way up rips one gets the extra point now its the mans turn

he starts going down and he's struggling but finally makes it then on his way up before he farts he looks behind him and sees the bartender start humping him yelling BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!