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Penis Tan

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There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis. So he decided to do something about that.

He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.

A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane.

Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is no justice in the world."

The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady replied, "Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."

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On July 22nd 2008 LovelyLolitaAi Said :
LovelyLolitaAi lol gross
On April 21st 2008 MassacreXSaint Said :
MassacreXSaint icky. . .old lady. . .lol wow
On April 17th 2008 stratapanda Said :
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LMAOROTFL
On April 6th 2008 nickynicole901 Said :
nickynicole901 lmao
On April 6th 2008 nickynicole901 Said :
nickynicole901 lmao
On March 16th 2008 Gaarapark Said :
Gaarapark lol
On February 10th 2008 bdh23 Said :
bdh23 is he asleep?
On January 18th 2008 phototwink Said :
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
On January 2nd 2008 Avarose189 Said :
Avarose189 lol
On December 30th 2007 Bzgurlmark Said :
Bzgurlmark u got that off myspace!!! can u say copy and paste???
On November 13th 2007 kwbigbob Said :
kwbigbob lmao
On October 14th 2007 volcom2749 Said :
volcom2749 lol
On September 3rd 2007 gigglez816 Said :
gigglez816 hahahaha
On August 12th 2007 LilithDragon Said :
LilithDragon lmao, that's sad.
On August 6th 2007 wannahug13 Said :
wannahug13 thats some funny shit right there!!!
On July 27th 2007 JVM12 Said :
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can you move mine!!!!
On July 23rd 2007 bluberry202 Said :
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thats funny...if i was her i would try my hardest! lol.
On July 15th 2007 KluztyMe Said :
KluztyMe ive heard thisone before but i still get a kick out of it
On June 28th 2007 Lynner22 Said :
Lynner22 That is funny....that just would end up being gross if she could squat.
On June 21st 2007 StarFarie13 Said :
StarFarie13 That's funny but why did the guy bury himself in the sand? Couldn't he just put towels over everything but his penis or something?
On June 17th 2007 Alexaluvshim Said :
Alexaluvshim hahahahaha thats funny,...really? no well a lil
On June 15th 2007 teenak916 Said :
teenak916 lol
On June 14th 2007 spunkymonkey52 Said :
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lol!
On June 13th 2007 calarthy2 Said :
calarthy2 lol that's nasty
On June 10th 2007 hiimmegd1nonly Said :
hiimmegd1nonly omg lol gross