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Wild Things

Views(2396) Created(2-27-07) Category ( Other )

An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him.
When the teenager was tired of being stared at, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter, old man? Never did anything wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye when he responded, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

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On April 1st 2008 CassieZ Said :
CassieZ o.o Ew lol
On January 12th 2008 chorusgal Said :
chorusgal omg thats so funny
On December 2nd 2007 Celb504 Said :
Celb504 ha h a h a ha ha ha ah ha ha ahh ha h a ha ha lmfao
On August 5th 2007 ghostrider231 Said :
ghostrider231 is this supposed to be talking shit about punk :| theres nothing wrong with punk
On July 21st 2007 playgirl93 Said :
playgirl93 BURN
On July 21st 2007 playgirl93 Said :
playgirl93 LMAO
On July 15th 2007 umbrelladrinks Said :
umbrelladrinks owww...poor peacock.
On June 11th 2007 sharmenn Said :
sharmenn o wow lol
On May 1st 2007 UnicornTears Said :
UnicornTears awsome...
On March 23rd 2007 emx2cool4life Said :
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wat a loser =D
On March 6th 2007 kinkycowgurl Said :
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hahaha halarious
On March 2nd 2007 pinkjess2790 Said :
pinkjess2790 heard it before on this site its funny tho just not great
On March 1st 2007 FamousOne777 Said :
FamousOne777 Thats Funny as hell
On February 28th 2007 tektitegirl Said :
tektitegirl hahaha
On February 28th 2007 amalia11161 Said :
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lol funny
On February 28th 2007 breezylove Said :
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Funny stuff
On February 28th 2007 Samantha85 Said :
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lol kinda sick but funny
On February 28th 2007 BubblyGrl12 Said :
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Lol. :] This Was Funny.
On February 27th 2007 nikkilj16 Said :
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haha lol hell naw
On February 27th 2007 keke12087 Said :
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that was good u go girl
On February 27th 2007 tantaz21 Said :
tantaz21 OMG that is hilarious! Totally not expecting it, but way sweet!
On February 27th 2007 alvard Said :
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hehehehe that was awesome i wasnt x-pecting it.lol
On February 27th 2007 icebrker26 Said :
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hahaha, trying not to laugh out loud while im at work...funny
On February 27th 2007 usernameishere Said :
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aww so funny
On February 27th 2007 400waytooslow Said :
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snicker snicker