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How Pussy Was Made

Views(744) Created(2-26-07) Category ( Dirty )

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, with smart wit,

using a knife, he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,

 with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,

 Third was a tailor, tall and thin,

 by using red velvet, he lined it within,

 Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,

 with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,

 Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,

threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,

 he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,

 he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.

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On August 18th 2007 darthkronik420 Said :
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THIS IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS
On April 12th 2007 077James Said :
077James Nasty and volgur is this story indeed. A G rated version is what it does need! So erase it or give it a redew. For what I have read tells me little about you!
On April 4th 2007 REDBIRD1981 Said :
REDBIRD1981 IT SOUNDED LIKE A DR. SUESS TALE
On March 28th 2007 princezzmuaah Said :
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funny
On March 7th 2007 lilgirl1690 Said :
lilgirl1690 lol
On March 5th 2007 pinkpanther93 Said :
pinkpanther93 well...that explains stds...did they even think to wash there hands
On February 26th 2007 jillie4evabib Said :
jillie4evabib that was dumb
On February 26th 2007 Blackstreaks01 Said :
Blackstreaks01 Not Many Ratings....Whats up with that? lol