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Warm And Moist!

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MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.

The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.

The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.

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On December 16th 2007 D0NTM3SSWiTM3 Said :
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On March 5th 2007 pinkpanther93 Said :
pinkpanther93 ahahahahaah now that one was funny
On February 26th 2007 lysiepiece1127 Said :
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ewww lol
On February 26th 2007 rusler13 Said :
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thats is frekin hilliarious
On February 26th 2007 jessiegietz Said :
jessiegietz ewww thats gross
On February 25th 2007 dragonfire3 Said :
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wow ! that is so not right !
On February 25th 2007 kelseyeeeee Said :
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haha thats stupid though.