Redneck Granny

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Created(1-23-07)

Category ( Redneck )

A very genteel Southern Granny was driving across the Savannah River
Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge,
she noticed a young man fixen (ready) to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please
don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."
He replied, 'Who's Robert E. Lee?'
She replied, 'Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you
dumb ass Yankee."

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On January 23rd 2007 BigDaddyKane22 Said :

	Gotta love old southern women....LOL

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