Johnny the farmer

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since his family
lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.
"Not yet," said little Johnny.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his
chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the
chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I
have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so
you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw yo u kick the cow,so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and
says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"