Funny!

A man and an ostridge goes to this restuarant in the middle of nowhere. They sit at an table and the waitress comes. She says"Hello, I am Tina. What can I get you tonight?" The man answers"I will have a tuna shanwich with a coke" The ostridge answers"I will have the same" They eat their lunch and the waiter comes. "It will be $10.29." The man reaches into his poket and pulls out the exact amount of change. "There you go ma'am"He replies. The next day they come back and do the same thing for 3 days. Then one day The man and ostridge come back and the waiter asks"The usual?" He answers"No, I will have a steak with some water" the ostridge replies "The same for me too please" Out of curiousity she asks "Sir, how can you every time pull out the exact amount of chaange each time you come?" The man replies"Well one day I was rummadging through the atic and I found this lamp. I rubbed it and a genie apeared. He said he would give me to wishes. I wanted to have everytime i would put my hand into my pocket I would have the right ammount of money." She replies"Oh! You are indeed smart. Most people would want a milion dallors or somthing, but, Whats with the ostridge?" He replies"Well my second with was to have a woman with a nice ass that would agree with everything i would say."