boyd and his parents. :]

Ok one day boyd wanted to take a shower with his mommy so he asked her and she said "ok but dont look up or down"

Boyd doesnt look up but he looks down.

Then he asked her"Whats that mommy?"

And in a quick reply she said "thats my garage."

Then boyds dad was going to take a shower .

Boyd asked him "can i take a shower with u daddy ?"

He said "ok but dont look down"

Boyd looks down and asked him"dad whats that"

And his dad says "thats my limo son ,some day this will be yours"

That same night boyds frend came over and slept over.

Boyd had a nightmare in the middle of the night and went to his parents room but right before he was going to go his freind had to go to the bathroom but he never heard the toilet flush and he said"filthy mother fu**er"

Boyd asked his parents "can i sleep with you"

They said "ok"

Then boyds dad told boyd to get off the bed and sleep on the floor and then boyd did and he turned on the light and his dad said to boyds mom"get ready im parking my limo in your garage"

Then boyd said "you can't daddy "

The dad said "and why not"

Then boyd said "because my freind alredy has his lambergini in it."