A Blonde and a Brunette

There was a blonde and a brunette who inherited their father's farm after he passed.  The farm was great with plenty of animals and great views. 

After a year, the animals started to die. The farm was falling apart.  They counted their money and found that they only had 600 dollars. 

So the brunette decided to go to the closest cattle seller and buy a bull from them for breeding hoping to save their farm.  

 The brunette informed her blonde sister that once she found and bought a bull she would contact her sister and have her hook up the  trailer to the truck and come get the bull.  

 A couple of weeks later the brunette left on her travel to find the bull. She looked for a week for a bull that she wanted. She finally found one and she asked the farmer how much he wanted for it.

He replied back with this bull is worth no less than $599  The brunette replied she’d take the bull and that would leave her $1 to contact her sister.

So she started heading to town with the bull  The farmer asked as she was leaving how was she going to get the bull home with no trailer.

The blonde replied ill call her to hitch the trailer up to the truck and come get us. The farmer informed the girl that that would cost $5-6.

So all that was left was to telegram her sister.  The brunette left and walked into town and to the postoffice to send her telegram.

 She informed the post office man that she needed to send a telegram saying that I found a bull and I need my sister to hitch up the trailer to the truck and come  get us.

 Here are the directions and she handed the post office man the directions. He said that’s fine its 99 cents per word.  

The brunette started swearing under her breath. How was she supposed to get home if she couldn't get her sister to come get her and the bull. She had to think of something she could send her sister in one word so she would know, a few minutes later the brunette shouted I got it.

And she said to the postman to send the word “comfortable”. 

 The postman looked confused and asked the brunette how exactly will your sister know that she has to come get you and the bull by the word comfortable. 

The brunette answered with my sister is blonde and she’ll read it slowly.