Kids Say the Darnest Things!

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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class," Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say

(1) you have a dirty mind,

(2) you didn't read your homework, and

(3) one day, when you're older, you are going to be very, very disappointed."

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On March 17th 2008 KitsuneMomo Said :

	Numba three was funny

On December 28th 2007 mkmblondie101 Said :

	lolz

On November 11th 2007 vampytooth Said :

	you should read your homework! hahahaha!

On June 17th 2007 TBhomey Said :

	LOL AINT THAT THE TRUTH

On May 6th 2007 pinkfroggy24 Said :

	ha!!!!that's for sure!good for you little billy!

On May 4th 2007 luv4only1 Said :

	so, so true!!!

On April 3rd 2007 steveenlover19 Said :

	i get it a little but not all of it

On January 13th 2007 Liz8787 Said :

	That is hysterical

On January 3rd 2007 yankeeforlife Said :

	lmfao

On December 30th 2006 Sh3nr0n7 Said :

	ooh wow. amazing.

On December 27th 2006 PZYHXCyo Said :

	hahaha. omg that was fucking great...VERY TRUE.

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