Is That Jesus?!

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Created(8-8-06)

Category ( Redneck )

An Irishman in a wheelchair rolls into a bar and asks the waitress for a cup of coffee. He then looks over at the bar and asks the waitress, "Is that Jesus?" The waitress says that it is, so the Irishman says, "Give him a cup of coffee... I'll pay."

A few minutes later, an Englishman with a humped back walks in and asks the waitress for a cup of tea. He then asks the waitress, "Hey... is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nods and so the Englishman says, "Give 'im a cup of tea... on me."

A few minutes later, a Redneck walks in on a pair of crutches. He says, "Hey, sweet thang... how's 'bout an ice-cold coke. Holy smokes... is that Jesus?" The waitress says, "Sure is." So, the Redneck says, "Give the ol' boy a coke... put it on my tab."

Later, Jesus gets up to leave, walks over to the Irishman, touches him and says, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman gets up out of his wheelchair and dances a jig out of the door.

Jesus walks over to the Englishman, touches him and says, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Englishman stretches out his back and does backflips out the door.

Jesus walks over to the Redneck. Then, the Redneck gets up, backs away, and says, "Stay away from me... I'm drawin' disability!"

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On March 17th 2008 KitsuneMomo Said :

	I cnat believe people dont get it. I do ^^

On October 6th 2007 oxXxlovelyxXxo Said :

	...lol....?!?!?!?!

On July 6th 2007 lilheartache Said :

	hah!

On June 29th 2007 LadyOfTheRoses Said :

	That's stupid......Sorry, it just is.

On March 25th 2007 clara23 Said :

	that is not cool

On March 8th 2007 Eclevy Said :

	Now that is funny! Good one!

On February 9th 2007 JibtoDuff Said :

	I love this!!!! Sweet!!!! It is funny!!!

On January 7th 2007 segwreyt Said :

	I LOVE JESUS CHRIST TONS!!!!!!!!!!!! SO SHOULD U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On January 7th 2007 segwreyt Said :

	i dont get the redneck thing...

On December 30th 2006 Sh3nr0n7 Said :

	i dont get it.

On December 10th 2006 SuperMunkey21 Said :

	lol!!! I love it <3

On December 7th 2006 BIondie18 Said :

	Didnt get it? The redneck told jesus to stay away from him so he wouldnt heal him. if he was to heal him, he couldnt draw disability.... Healed = no disability. Disability = Money!! No disability = flat broke.

On September 16th 2006 southerngurl01 Said :

	lol ... datz funni :)

On September 1st 2006 dyger5048 Said :

	i dont get it.

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